"Did you hit him with that golf club?" Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face."How many times did you hit him?" I don't know -- put me down for a five."A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between 2 trees he thought he could hit through.Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.As he approached the gates of Heaven,St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?"The man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack!"Help. Continuing to read this document, or storing it or reproducing itin any format means that you explicitly affirm that you are legallyallowed to possess and read such materials in your city, county/parish,state, and country.All rights reserved. See the bottom for distribution rights.Better Day*** Tom staggered back to his room, not fully recovered from the eventsof the day before, but feeling better about it. On the other hand, hehad two exceptionally expensive concert tickets, and no damn date to gowith. Every, EVERY single girl he had talked to, was busy or datingsomeone or otherwise unable or unwilling to accompany him. Tom was beginning to think it was a conspiracy. The couple or five beers he'd sucked down in Chuck's room hadmellowed him quite a bit, however; so much so, in fact, that he wasmerely peeved instead of psychotic. He thought this was a good thing. "Paul has to know someone, I mean, he does that math tutoring, hehas to know at least a couple girls,.
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