" She laughed at Bruce's look of disbelief. "Now don't be shocked, it was the best thing that ever happened to me, I used to be such a prude," Brenda justified her admission to him. "And so, you see the real me," Brenda said as she pirouetted in front of him."OK, we'll have to talk more about this later, but where did this shop come from and why are you here?"Brenda replied, "Well, an old man opened this store and advertised for summer help at the college. As you may know, I'm an archeology student, so I fit right in. He was apparently an explorer and collected many strange things. He has retired here and opened this shop. No mystery, Bruce."Somewhere within the store, a clock chimed 4 times. Brenda looked at her watch and swore under her breath. She quickly folded up the ladder, grabbed the duster and disappeared through a bead curtain into the back of the store. Bruce waited, thinking about the quick explanation Brenda had given. Brenda reappeared a moment later and explained, "My. He exploded, and brought her with him."Dolores, my mother was a psychiatric social worker, and I grew up with access to her professional library. While it's generally agreed that nerds think about sex all the time, I did so systematically, in both psychiatric and anthropological terms."While she theoretically could answer questions, she wasn't very good at it. When I was eight or so, I asked that classic question 'but how does the seed get into the mommy?' Her answer was worthy of some tech support hotlines: absolutely accurate and absolutely useless. I quote: 'The male has the penis and the female is equipped to receive the penis.'"What did I get from that? I figured that making babies involved detaching the penis, holding it by the stem part, and giving it, like a bouquet, to his lady love." Dolores was rolling on the floor, holding her belly so the hysterical laughter didn't hurt as much. "Luckily, I concluded the release button came when I got pubic hair, so I didn't try to.
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