SHOWED THE HOUSEKEEPER WHERE IS HER PLACE

By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.Christmas came and went.A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.It read:Dear God,How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.By the way, there was $4 missing.I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.Sincerely, EdnaThis is a story from Pat and his dinner date ... Now you know why he doesn't have a girlfriendMRE Dinner DateI had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her something she's never had before" for dinner. After many. "But if youdo not mind, I can share one of my favorites which sounds well a capella."I clasped my gloved hands in front of me, stared out at the expectant,uncertain faces below, and began "Be Thou my vision,. O Lord of myheart..." . It was an old Irish tune, on a modal scale, the kind you canplay on the piano using only the black keys. It has a haunting, primevalsound, that makes you listen for echoes when it is done."...Still be my vision, O Ruler of all." I concluded. Everyone was silent,as though they were indeed listening for echoes. Then there came asmattering of clapping. The pastor said "We do not ordinarily applaudduring worship, but let's make an exception, and call it an act ofpraise!" And then the applause came pouring over me.I lowered my head; there were tears in my eyes. I could barely find my wayback to our seat. Aunt Liz squeezed my shoulders and said "Well done,soldier!"I did not notice much about the rest of the service; there was a hummingin my ears, and I felt.
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