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Is campaigning for re-election. He goes to an isolated American Indian town with his entourage, to give a speech. The Leader of the Indian Nation welcomes him and after a brief introduction, stands back to listen.“My fellow Americans,” begins the Pres. “I’m from Washington, and I’m here to help you.”“HUZZANGA,” roars the audience.“We will build roads and schools,” says the Pres.“HUZZANGA,” from the crowd.“My government will build you a hospital, and the army will supply medical professionals.”“HUZZANGA,” again says the populace.The President is happy at the reception. He goes to the local leader and says he would like to stroll around the town.“Oh, sure. That would be fine,” says the local. “But be careful. We don’t have any corrals for the animals, so you’ll find horses and cattle roaming around. Don’t step in the huzzanga!”Thank Kkaenyne for this one2011 Top 8 IdiotsNumber One IdiotI am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today,. Her English was much better and the new acquaintances were very busy visiting until late hours when Nina suggested that her sister stay over.Maria smiled as she asked, “May I sleep in Anton’s bed?” Of course he agreed and they made a game out of taking each other’s clothes off. He later learned she had not been laid since her husband’s death.She was a horny one, that was for sure, and she took him as often as she could by morning. They were both clearly tired at the breakfast table and Nina kissed both of them, pleased with her matchmaking. She gave them the blanket and told them to go out in the olive grove and have some more fun.Maria was waiting in the marital bed when Nina’s husband plopped his tired body there. She pulled him to her and he didn’t resist as she mounted him as soon as he was hard enough. Quickly enough his cream joined all of Anton’s deep in her body. She sent Nina back from Anton’s bed where they had been pleasuring each other in non-coital ways. Anton’s erection.
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