"Do you know what this is?" Well it's a ring. It didn't look particularly valuable but it was quite pretty so I thought I'd pick it up and see if I could sell it later." Don't you know your Tolkien?" she paused and then started to chant, "Ash nazg durbatul˚k, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatul˚k agh burzum-ishi krimpatul."I looked purposefully blank, but gave her full marks for her accent."One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."I let realisation dawn. "Oh! Wow! So if you wear it you can do anything? That's so cool. Can I try it?" I don't think that's a good idea, you could do untold damage possibly even cause a reset." Paula shuddered; resets were unsettling to say the least."Well you seem to know what you are doing; I'm sure you could use it safely."Paula looked at me coldly. "And what would you suggest?" I don't know, you must have some ideas; how about finding out how things are put together?" I. By now the other groups were becoming curious as to what was happeningalthough the card players were ignoring it. John and Gladys took the book totheir group, which brought an outburst of raucous laughter. Vera soon realised something was up. Everyone was looking at her and eitherlaughing out loud or smirking and trying to conceal their amusement. "Whathave you done now?" she demanded but for a while no one would let hersee. Eventually she managed to get hold of it and for a moment there was astunned silence. Tears sprang from her eyes as she ripped the page to shredsand ran from the room. I felt about an inch tall. The joke had misfired verybadly. As a group we discussed what I could do to make amends but nobody came upwith a worthwhile suggestion. An apology didn't seem adequate and in any casefor the next three days she avoided being anywhere near me. Madge and I continuedto enjoy each other and I did move the bed away from the wall so the noisewouldn't disturb our neighbours..
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