Horny Guy Sleeps With Maid Servant

The mom asks, “Why on earth do you need that?”The little boy replies, “isn’t that what you give daddy when HIS shit won’t get hard?!”This compliments of Mario MComplaints to wife and replyTo My Dearest Wife,During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn’t succeed more often:We will wake the kids - 54 timesIt’s too late - 15 timesI’m too tired - 42 timesIt’s too early - 12 timesIt’s too hot - 18 timesPretending to be asleep - 31 timesThe neighbors will hear - 9 timesHeadache or backache - 26 timesSunburn - 10 timesYour mother will hear us - 9 timesNot in the mood - 21 timesWatching the late show - 17 timesToo sore - 26 timesNew hairdo - 6 timesWrong time of the month - 14 timesYou had to go to the bathroom - 19 timesOf the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that. Jo; "However, for me this will be break up sex, as I have met someone else and want to break up."This was good so I agreed.Jo: "Paula said she would love to try a relationship with you, of course depending on tonight."This time Paula chipped in,Paula: "From what Jo tells me that will surely be the case, so what do you say"I was speechless, but ordered my thoughts enough to answer.Me: "Sounds good, to me"I paused then carried on.Me: "So me and Jo break up I get together with Paula, but where is the catch"Almost in unison they answered.Jo and Paula: "We both want to get satisfied"I was relieved that they actually meant it.Before I could get lost in my thoughts, they sat down on either side of of me on the couch. Jo was less shy so she laid her hand on my crotch, while Paula started kissing me, my hands started wandering and soon found Paula's breasts, then the woman swapped an Jo kissed me while Paula, felt me up through my trousers, this time I acted somewhat macho and said, why don't.
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