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‘Now why don’t you go clean up from lunch and I’ll finish with these last few additions to the contract. Then I want you to find a quiet place and read through it. Once it is finalized, both of us will sign two copies, one for you and one for me. I will expect you to read your copy at least once a day until you are totally familiar with every aspect of it. The year you’ve agreed to will start from the day I got you out of Carl’s, so the contract will start retroactively. You agreed to a year so I won’t make you stay a year and a week. Now, go and clean up the kitchen.’ When she came back into the den, he said, ‘When I first mentioned a contract, I was only going to include the basics and make it one page or so. It would say you agreed to stay with me one year and do whatever I wanted. Since then, I decided to be a more specific. I checked the Internet, looked up some samples, and went through my files. This contract is a composite of several others and includes everything I think. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!”The husband, being a typical non-romantic male, replied: “Am on the toilet ... Please advise.”At an Irish wedding the minister offered this toast:“Marriage is the union of two people who bring meaning to one another and make their life bearable. Will all the men please go stand beside that one person who has made their life bearable!”The bartender was almost crushed to death.These are compliments of AnonymousGroup Therapy...A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed.To the first mother, Mary, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”He turned to the second Mom, Ann: “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”He turned to the third Mom, Joyce :.
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